July 21, 2008
Stuff That Blogging People Like (Part 2 of 2)

56. Making a Part 1 and a Part 2 – I've made this in two parts, because having 800 words at half makes for a LONG entry. But now the last ones would show up before the first ones and they might not make sense.

57. Slaving away to create entries - that will be irrelevant 3 days after being posted, especially when his 103 goes up beyond my hopeful 104. no really, making this list all in one sitting isn’t at all exhausting or tiring. I have a fan cooling me off, it’s all good.

58. Sarcasm – tricky to convey using the written word, but nonetheless a favourite tool employed by bloggers the world over.

59. Callbacks – referring to something said in a previous post (sometimes mentioning so) with the hopes that the reader is a regular who catches on to that reference.

60. Coffee – starting to wish I drank the stuff…what’s 104 – 59? 45? *sigh*

61. Writing – an obvious one but clearly I’m not doing this JUST to rival a well-known blogger. I enjoy doing this. I think.

62. The colour blue – not sure what it is, folks. a lotta blue blogs out there. maybe they’re copying Facebook? or Facebook copied them?

63. Facebook – if not for the social networking aspect, then surely for the Posted Items. how easy is it to add “Share on Facebook” to your Firefox Links Toolbar? (see #29 and #42)

64. Auto-save feature in Word – whew…just about lost #’s 45-63. Thanks Microsoft.

65. Using stories to emphasize a point – whether they’re actually true or not (see #39)

66. Praising other bloggers – alright, so maybe putting together a list of 103 items ISN’T that easy. but in fairness, his subject is a little more wide open than mine.

67. Taking a break from writing – come on now, I’m not a MACHINE . a guy’s gotta watch a little mindless tv in between writing list items for a blog entry that is heavily influenced by another blogger’s site.

68. Inspiration – nothing compares to having words just flow out of your mind, effortlessly. here’s to hoping that can happen.

69. Having mainstream news refer to them – kind of goes hand-in-hand with #4. in the end, bloggers like being recognized…hopefully for positive reasons.

70. Affecting elections – blogs have become one of the best sources for political commentary. pundits? psssh. bloggers!

71. Keeping readers happy – I can’t help but wonder if anyone wants to read 104 of these, and if anyone has actually made it to THIS entry.

72. Wireless mice – I doubt anyone who spends any large amount of time on a laptop prefers using the annoying touchpads. mouse me.

73. Multi-tasking – can’t just do ONE thing at a time. nope. no time to waste. twitter, blogging, facebook, IM, blog reader, music…simultaneously.

74. Forums – an ever-increasing addition to some of the more popular blogs. it’s not enough to say things and have people comment. nope. must become a community for like-minded people. whatever happened to the water cooler, or town square, for gathering.

75. Acronyms – why write all the words out when you can create an acronym OR WWATWOWYCCAA. SYTYCD, anyone?

76. Guest posts – getting someone else to write for you, on YOUR site…what could be better? crowd-pleasing mega blogstar guest posters!

77. Contests/giveaways – offering free stuff to people for subscribing or commenting…well worth giving away an ipod or blackberry to gain readership.

78. Giving advice – clearly, being able to get words onto YOUR computer screen means a blogger knows better than YOU do. so obvious. don’t fight it.

79. Tips/Tricks – similar to lists and also giving advice…technically a combination of the two. e.g. 3 Sure-fire Ways You Can Spend More Time Reading MY Blog.

80. Reviews – thumbs, stars, pieces of fruit…if a person can give ___ out of ____ it’s worth it.

81. Hacks – want blog cred? show people how to hack something. iphone…boring. HACKED iphone…phone-omenal! better yet, make a tips and tricks list about it. and give one away.

82. Starting strong and finishing weak – nothing quite as satisfying as disappointing readers with a good idea poorly executed, a la The Happening.

83. Being #1 – and if they’re not they can still TELL you their site is the #1 (whatever) site in the world. #1 can be subjective.

84. Making 1600 words feel like 500 – seriously, you’ve read as many words as most undergrad university papers. the magic of numbered lists :-)

85. Archives – wanna know how we thought in May? Well, you CAN! let’s get all retro (spective, that is).

86. Branching out – blogger turned Twitterer turned YouTube star turned YOUR HERO.

87. Being your hero – wouldn’t YOU love to wake up knowing that somewhere in the world somebody’s reading your words, wanting to BE you. lemme know how that feels.

88. Gimmicks – because you wouldn’t be reading this unless it was, would you? who knew people LIKED things? I sure didn’t.

89. The internet – let’s face it…blogging without the internet is downright depressing. sidewalk chalk gets EXPENSIVE!

90. The word “blogger” – oh, what do I do? I’m a weblogger. I weblog. gross.

91. All rights reserved – three simple words. could prevent someone from totally ripping off your ideas for personal gain.

92. Watching others fail at what they excel in – secretly delighted to watch you attempt humour/cleverness/geekiness to no avail. bloggin’ ain’t easy!

93. Free promotion – like, from people trying to do what you did, and bringing attention to your original accomplishment by doing so.

94. The number 10 – especially when that’s the number a person IS from something (see # 40).

95. Not writing in the leftmost and rightmost parts of the screen – words belong in a 7-inch-wide space, centred on the screen. deal with it.

96. Controversy – taking the opposite view of many, now THAT’S a way to garner attention!

97. Rainy days – see #96. but then again, rainy days can lead to much writing…of lists…that end up on blogs.

98. Fans – both the making-you-feel-cooler ones AND the kind that blows air at you.

99. Going over your head – with comments that make more sense IN the blogger’s mind then written down (see #98).

100. Reaching 100 – items, percent, dollars…whichever. there’s something about the number that just ROCKS!

101. Having more words in an entry than there have been years since A.D. – and it looks like that feat will be achieved riiiiiight…oh…getting there…wait for it. wow. looks like I actually have quite a few more words before I get to the desired…oh…just about. It’s HERE!

102. Copy and paste – sure was useful to those of you who pasted this into a Word document to see if I was accurate in #101.

103. Rivalry – well, well Mr. Lander. The magic number has been reached. and onto…

104. Having their blog turned into a book – after reaching more than 35 million views, when it was originally created to entertain a handful of people.

105. Congratulations – are in order, I would say. I surpassed 103. hurray for me. but better yet…hurray for…

106. YOU – that’s right…blogging people really do like YOU! because you’re checking us out and supporting a force that is to be reckoned with. now, would you start a blog already? (see #’s 52 and 23)

107. Security – no harm in creating an adequate buffer zone, is there?

108. The end – but only if it means something was accomplished. and onto the next endeavour…

Comments (4)

109 - Making a blog post that leaves no loop holes for clever rip offs.

This has been a beneficial use of my time. I enjoyed.
There were so many, I can't remember if there was one about that fuzzy "oh the blogger wrote a comment to ME!!" feeling.

Curls the toes. Love this blog.

rule

Hey Crys. Glad you made it to Part 2. With the "fuzzy feeling" you'd be talking about stuff blog READERS like...hey there you go, there's something for YOU to write. Hehe. Actually, bloggers do like it when other bloggers mention them. We're people too, so we get excited to be featured on a website that isn't our own :)

rule

I have Bell's Palsy and enjoy your blog very much. First time I've commented, but have been reading here and there.
Great blog. I enjoy reading it every chance I get and value your opinions!

rule

Hey there,
Glad you're enjoying the blog. Nice to see you've jumped into the commenting. It's awesome that you value my opinions, but even better that you've decided to contribute your own. I wish more people would comment but I'm guilty myself of not doing it enough when I find something enjoyable.

rule

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